Five Ways to "Do Something" about the Oil Spill
- "Boycott" BP while continuing to consume as much oil as before from other oil companies
- Buy an expensive, useless product that garishly proclaims your aversion to oil spills and/or love for seabirds (preferably a t-shirt or bumper sticker) and/or gives at least 1% of profits to conservation/environmental causes
- Get angry at the government for not cleaning up the spill quickly enough
- Add some "oil dripping" graphic to your twitter avatar (via green Iran activism)
- Write a blog post or two offering one-sided opinions, freshman year-level philosophy, and largely unfeasible "solutions" without considering the unique circumstances of readers
